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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

No, not a chance

No go.

Still no good

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

share office space ...

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

What is your review of working in EY?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Unacceptable again!